Performizzles Poka Pizzle

Someone pointed me to Gizoogle today, and I had to give it a shot on my own humble poker blog. The results reads more entertaining than my own writing. Observe gems like:

9:58pm - QTh on tha button catches a really funky ass flop of 9JK rainbow. Pizzle down a decent pizzot, but I probably could hizzle milked it more... Hand history posted as Comment #2 . They call me tha black folks president. I'm sitt'n T16645, average is T7k, 228 poser left . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.